Mike

Some say that when a clarion bell rings in the east, and the bluebird's call brings the morning, you can catch a glimmer of Mike's divine visage in a twinkle of sweet dew drops forming on a maiden's breast. Some say that when studying the sacred equations governing the spheres of antioch, that you can hear Mike's warm voice sonorously calling angels forth from heaven. Mike truly is a transendental being. For other similar beings, see OmniChris.

Early Life
Mike was born from the union of a unicorn and a pegasus. His blood, therefore carries both healing properties, and the ability to bestow the ability of flight.

Physics Apex Maximus
When Mike entered graduate school to study physics, he was able to simultaneously reconcile general relativity and quantum field theory, though when lesser physicists look upon his equations, nobody can tell what will happen, though the tendency in the past has been simultaneous orgasm and blindness.

Also, Mike is known for his near tragic humility.

Life in the Earth-Plain Circa 2009-2013
Mike took human form during his graduate studies to learn of the earth-customs and human experience common to periods of extreme hardship and torture, such as those during the first and second years of Physics graduate school.

Mike is one of the founding members of The Physics House, along with Pat (see article on Odin's Hammer), Yongjin (see the Yocto Jin unit of measure), The Persian Sphinx and Oleg.