Chris

Chris is an original member of the physics house (along with Mike  Pat, Behnam, and Yongjin), he was responsible for finding the house and was the first person to move into the house. Though mostly out of the house now due to his research being located in the UK, he does sometime find a way to make an appearance from time to time.

Early Life
When Chris was a young man, sources say that he was born from the trinary mating of two beavers and a coconut tree. Indeed, in a nearby solar system, there was a sun and anti-sun which produced such quanities of gamma rays that the three distinct genomes were able to be combined into a single, unique life form.

This is of course only one of the ridiculous stories that is told about Chris's origins by Mike. The truth is Chris's orgins have long be speculated on by historians, conspiracy theorist, and fans alike, however, very little is known for sure about Chris's early life.

Current Events
Chris's interests currently include Fallout 3, Civilization 5, and Muon Ionization Cooling Experiments. The last of these interests has seen Chris move out from his beloved home in Riverside CA and across the pond to lovely London, UK. Legend has it that much like King Arthur before him, Chris is destined to return someday to once again lead his people, or because his funding ran out.

Mass Effect 3 Controversy
According to inside sources, Chris has been known to like the ending of Mass Effect 3. Along with his expressed love of Waterworld, Postman, and Troll 2, this makes Chris' taste highly questionable as most people are in agreement that the ending of Mass Effect 3 was horrible.