Behnam

Behnam was once able to perform 0.5 Jins of work during his first year of graduate school. A founding member of The Physics House, Behnam is singularly responsible for his house-mates passing their comprehensive exams.

History
Behnam spent his youth in the middle east, toppling Islamic regimes and founding schools of science and reason. However, soon he became consumed with his humanitarian fame, and founded the thrash metal band Rock Fzx Vomit and he fell into heavy heroin abuse. He sought rehab in 2009, and after pooping in the shoes of various Middle Eastern dictators, he voyaged to the United States to purse his true loves in their purest forms: Music and Science. Women want him. Men want to be him.