OmniChris



Once upon a Friday, it was discovered that a superiorly intellegent being was in our midst. That being's name was OnmiChris and he was gifted with perfect knowledge. For other astral beings, see Mike.

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Vetting your OmniChris
Although many may lay claim to the title OmniChris, there is only one real OmniChris. To make certain that you have a real OmniChris, there is a quick test that may be performed.

The test involves uttering the OmniChris's keyword "Perfect Knowledge". If you are indeed in the presence of the one and true OmniChris the keyword will be repeated back to you accompanied with the appropriate hand guesture (See Picture), then your suspected OmniChris may be real.

The OmniChris Command Code
Some say that OmniChris will appear if you simply type the following into any Linux terminal  or if on a windows system